- 'Play dough' and 'microwave' should never be used in the same sentence.
- A large waterbed holds enough water to fill a 1500 square foot house 10 cm deep.
- If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies they become part of the floor design.
- A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 people in a crowded restaurant.
- If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a room.
- When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'Uh-oh', it's already too late.
- Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year old.
- Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
- Marbles in gas tanks make a lot of noise when driving.
- Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
- You probably do not want to know what that odour is.
- A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
- Superglue is forever.
- No matter how much Jello you put in the swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.
- VCR's do not eject peanut butter and jam sandwiches.
- The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
- Indoor dogs like to roll in dead things when they're outside.
- Christmas tree needles will find their way into your foot in June. So will missing sewing needles.
- You shouldn't believe everything you hear about what went on in school that day. Remember that the whole class has just learned what went on at your house the previous evening.
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