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Worsley School OnLine
Yes, this is the Fun Room. Don't worry, there's nothing dangerous. Hardly even anything your mother wouldn't want you to see. Almost. Scroll down the page and find out what we have to offer. You may be sorry. But we don't think so. By the way, Michelle highly recommends this page. What better enticement could we offer?!? (However, best to keep in mind she also loves the BackStreet Boys...)
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- Our Yearbooks ... visit this year's Yearbook online!
- 99 Bottles of Beer... Don't go here! We're warning you now! You'll be tied to a chair and forced to sing all 99 verses of '99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall'.
- The Vault ... Really old photos! See your mother in a basketball uniform! (OK, maybe not...)
 ... and now for something serious ...
- Jigsaw Puzzles ... we'll make you a computer jigsaw puzzle from your favourite photo!
- Animation Gallery ... Student-created animations. See also 'Making Animations' for more work by students.
Visit our GAME ROOM! Play on-line games ... all your old favourites, and more! We add new games regularly.
Or drop by our Free Stuff page to download games, fun applications, and other programs.
Humour for the Nearly Intelligent
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 Maggot lunch?
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Almost as Good as Pizza with Anchovies
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Axel received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a
bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those
that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.
Axel tried hard to change the bird's attitude, and was constantly saying
polite words, playing soft music, and doing anything he could think of to
try and set a good exmple. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the
bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got angry and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, Axel put the parrot in the freezer.
For a few moments he heard the bird squawking and kicking and screaming.
Then suddenly, there was quiet. Axel was frightened that he might have
actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped
out onto Axel's extended arm and said: "I'm
sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and ask
your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior".
Axel was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was just about to
ask what had made such a drastic change, when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?"
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 Michael's Dream Vehicle
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 Closeup picture #1
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Make Bailey Blush
Press the 'On' bar below to see Bailey blush.
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